Police Humor

And You Think I Was Speeding?

December 13, 2008
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by Ronomundo Humor How To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card...

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How To Get The Sheriff to Chop Your Firewood

November 28, 2008
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by Ronomundo Humor and Jokes “The Stuff Is In The Wood” “Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’it there.” “Thank you...

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